Chocolate Chess Pie

About Summerlin Page

With thrift store taste on a Rose’s budget, Summerlin Page has been soaking up Southern culture from a skewed point of view her whole life, turning her into a teacher, writer, editor, cosmetic consultant, and performer. Most comfortable in a kitchen, college classroom (on either side of the desk), or holding a pen, she's a recovering Southern Baptist raised in the country by a roving band of little old ladies. She runs on high octane coffee and loves her “real job,” dogs, doggish cats, candlelight, typewriters, vintage clothing, retro hairstyles, literature, history, kitsch, pole dancing, cemeteries, plaid, diners, autumn, seasonally appropriate alcoholic beverages, glitter, cake, pie, the Lawrence Welk show, pumpkins, college basketball, atrocious holiday decorations, liquid eyeliner, lipstick, the elderly, big earrings, yard art, high-heeled shoes, tourist traps, her family, and Mr. B. She can occasionally be found yapping at www.kitschenbitsch.com.